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A doubt between the heaven and the hell! A Newbie Lesson
by Cristian in

Here, I will bring you good stories and advices about the bussiness and professional area.
A lot of them i learnt listening an expert the business managament, Max Geringher. Everything began in the year of 2007 when i was Working in Brazil, ParanĂ¡. Always listening him and his good advices and stories in my way to work, at that point i never thought that after more than 4 years i will still remembering most of his anecdotes.

So today i will bring you the first one, for those who are beginning his proffesional life experince and are hesitating about which work to take.

Once upon a time there was a guy who just finished university, as a every just graduated he was looking for a job, and it was doing interviews everywhere, with all the positive energy on it. One day he had an interview, and he was in such a hurry to get early at the interview that he was running to get there, suddenly he cross the street with no attention and a car bit him and he died!!
After a second he woke up between beatiful clouds and a sunshine area, in front of a big desktop, after 10 minutes came a guy with long beard, he said: "Welcome to the Heaven, we will be pleased to give you the great opportunity to stay here, but at the moment we dont have any vacancies, maybe if you come back in a couple hours we will arrange something for you, meanwhile you can take a look of the services offered down there"
The guy really scared went down to the hell, just to take a look what where they offering. Right away came the receptionist, the most beatiful girl he had ever seen. And she said "We wont make you wait, follow me you will talk with the CEO", and he started to feel specil for that good treatment, The CEO say hi with a fraternal hug and said: "Let me show you, our accomodations", he opened the window and there was a huge pool with a lot of people partying, dancing, drinking and having fun. Surprised the newbie asked: "This is the hell? i thought it would be hard work and agony", while CEO said: "No, this place is everything you are looking there just fun and no problems at all, our bad reputations is just part of the bad advertisement that our oppositors make". With no hesitation and happy the guy signed right away a contract.
He came inside the pool, while the pool began to turn into a huge volcano, everybody he saw before happy actually were working hard, suffering and crying. Desperate between all this agony he asked to a little demon who was walking next to him:
"What happened here?? what did i do wrong?", the little demon said: "You just had the 2 usual mistakes a newbie can have, First: You believed everything the company said, Second: you accept your first offer!".

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